Chris Woodward(Toronto Blue Jays) has a heart of gold. I command you to love him!
Magglio Ordonez(Chicago White Sox) may not have been blessed with good looks, but he's hella talented, and that
suits me just fine!
Don't you just want to pat Cliff Politte(Chicago White Sox) on the head and give him a cookie?
Okay, seriously, Mariano Rivera(New York Yankees...like you didn't know!) is cuter than a puppy, a newborn
baby, and Frank Catalanotto all rolled into one. I love him!
He may be busted as all hell, but I live for Pudge Rodriguez(Detroit Tigers).
I love, love, LOVE Andruw Jones(Atlanta Braves)!