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I love Frank Catalanotto, but he doesn't have sex(yeah, I know he has kids..it's called immaculate conception people! It's in the Bible), so I can't put him in the "Hotties" sections, and I feel bad calling him old, and he's to hot to just be called "cute", and I LOVE HIM, so he gets his own section. Just deal with it.

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A face only his mother..and me, and you, and EVERYONE!....can love.

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Alright, who let the kiddie on the field?

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Miguel is in the background in this pic(on the computer screen). I swoon.

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Even with a bit of the gigantic eye, Frank is hot.

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This is in no way a flattering picture of Frank, but it makes me laugh.

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Some dude from the away team yelled "Yo Frank! Sarah loves me more!" and he was like "bitch, what?".....

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He's 30! I swear!

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There's that gigantic eye disease again. It's kinda creepy in this pic.....but he's SO cute, I'll overlook it.

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Just cute. That's all. I have nothing more to say.

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Excuse me? You're hot, thanks!

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Sooo....how do I get in on this?

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Yup, still hot!

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Seriously, can he be any cuter? I think it's physically impossible.

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Last season, this was the view from LF. Now, I'm stuck with Berger, and I'm unhappy.

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...then Frank brought out the bat and proceeded to beat the shit out of away team guy. Dude...Frank loves my love, and will hurt you for it.

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Frank always looks on the verge of constipation. I love it!

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Frank in a suit?!?! Excuse me while I puke...he's THAT hot.

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He scares me when he's trying to kill umpires......