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Expect this page to be short and sweet. We all know the AL is where it's at. However, a hottie is a hottie (even if he's in the wrong league), and I don't discriminate. Get your hot on.

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I dedicate Bel Biv DeVoe's "Do Me(Baby)" to Sergio Mitre(Chicago Cubs).  I looked at him once, and I think I got pregnant - he is THAT fine!

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We're just going to pretend that Kyle Farnsworth(Chicago Cubs) didn't join the "Bad Hair Club", and that he's still hot. Remember that brawl?!? Hottest thing EVER!

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This picture is called "Davis Head". I obviously had no other option but to include it on this site. Sigh...I love him....

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Carlos Beltran(Houston Astros) brought the sexy to Texas!

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Jason Kendall(Pittsburgh Pirates) makes looking mildly retarded HOT!

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Introducing my baby daddy, Albert Pujols(St. Louis Cardinals).

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I will dive head first into pedophilia for Yadier Molina(St. Louis Cardinals). What is he? 12?

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Some say Josh Beckett(Florida Marlins) is the devil. Well glory be!

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J.D. Drew(Atlanta Braves)? Dammmmmmmmmmn!

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If only I were a gay man...then Mike Piazza(NY Mets) and I could date!

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David Aardsma(San Francisco Giants) is hot, but his last name makes me picture a rodent sucking up ants. Not hot.

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Whenever possible, I will put a hottie in a Yankee uniform on this site. Case in point? Jay Witasick(San Diego Padres).

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All I can say about Duaner Sanchez(L.A. Dodgers) is SEXY!

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Robby Hammock(Arizona Diamondbacks) makes overbites hot!

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Alex Gonzalez(Chicago Cubs) is the "other hot guy" on the team.

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Doug Davis(Milwaukee Brewers) = the only thing good about Milwaukee. Wait, do they have cows there?

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Even though it hurts my heart to see him in the wrong uni, Andy Pettitte(Houston Astros) is still his perpetually Mormon, perputually hot self.

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"Who dat?" you ask? It's Juan Castro(Cincinnati Reds), and he's the only remotely fine member of that club. Thank God I don't live there!

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I need to move to Pittsburgh and date Oliver Perez(Pittsburgh Pirates...duh).

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The only thing unsexy about Albert is his name.

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It's my site, and I say Orlando Cabrera(Montreal Expos) is hot!

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Does this picture of Miguel Cabrera(Florida Marlins) scream kiddie porn or what? He's young, but he's fine!

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I'd do Kazuo Matsui(NY Mets) in a heartbeat!

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Pat Burrell(Philadelphia Phillies) may be hairy like a monkey, but he's ripped as hell!

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Anyone with hair prettier than mine gets to be on this site. Royce Clayton(Colorado Rockies) gets that honour.

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Dustan Mohr(San Francisco Giants) may just be hot because Bobby Kielty is standing next to him, or is hot non-transferable?

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Jayson Werth(L.A. Dodgers) is a cocky ass. It's hot.

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Shawn Green(L.A. Dodgers) should be in the old dudes section, but I know someone who would literally hurt me if I did that, so here he is.

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Okay, okay, so Scott Hairston(Arizona Diamondbacks) may not be the most photogenic person around, but I swear he's hot!