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I dedicate Bel Biv DeVoe's "Do Me(Baby)" to Sergio Mitre(Chicago Cubs). I looked at him once, and I think
I got pregnant - he is THAT fine!
We're just going to pretend that Kyle Farnsworth(Chicago Cubs) didn't join the "Bad Hair Club", and that he's
still hot. Remember that brawl?!? Hottest thing EVER!
This picture is called "Davis Head". I obviously had no other option but to include it on this site. Sigh...I
love him....
Carlos Beltran(Houston Astros) brought the sexy to Texas!
Jason Kendall(Pittsburgh Pirates) makes looking mildly retarded HOT!
Introducing my baby daddy, Albert Pujols(St. Louis Cardinals).
I will dive head first into pedophilia for Yadier Molina(St. Louis Cardinals). What is he? 12?
Some say Josh Beckett(Florida Marlins) is the devil. Well glory be!
J.D. Drew(Atlanta Braves)? Dammmmmmmmmmn!
If only I were a gay man...then Mike Piazza(NY Mets) and I could date!
David Aardsma(San Francisco Giants) is hot, but his last name makes me picture a rodent sucking up ants. Not
hot.
Whenever possible, I will put a hottie in a Yankee uniform on this site. Case in point? Jay Witasick(San Diego
Padres).
All I can say about Duaner Sanchez(L.A. Dodgers) is SEXY!
Robby Hammock(Arizona Diamondbacks) makes overbites hot!
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Alex Gonzalez(Chicago Cubs) is the "other hot guy" on the team.
Doug Davis(Milwaukee Brewers) = the only thing good about Milwaukee. Wait, do they have cows there?
Even though it hurts my heart to see him in the wrong uni, Andy Pettitte(Houston Astros) is still his perpetually
Mormon, perputually hot self.
"Who dat?" you ask? It's Juan Castro(Cincinnati Reds), and he's the only remotely fine member of that club. Thank
God I don't live there!
I need to move to Pittsburgh and date Oliver Perez(Pittsburgh Pirates...duh).
The only thing unsexy about Albert is his name.
It's my site, and I say Orlando Cabrera(Montreal Expos) is hot!
Does this picture of Miguel Cabrera(Florida Marlins) scream kiddie porn or what? He's young, but he's fine!
I'd do Kazuo Matsui(NY Mets) in a heartbeat!
Pat Burrell(Philadelphia Phillies) may be hairy like a monkey, but he's ripped as hell!
Anyone with hair prettier than mine gets to be on this site. Royce Clayton(Colorado Rockies) gets that honour.
Dustan Mohr(San Francisco Giants) may just be hot because Bobby Kielty is standing next to him, or is hot non-transferable?
Jayson Werth(L.A. Dodgers) is a cocky ass. It's hot.
Shawn Green(L.A. Dodgers) should be in the old dudes section, but I know someone who would literally hurt me
if I did that, so here he is.
Okay, okay, so Scott Hairston(Arizona Diamondbacks) may not be the most photogenic person around, but I swear
he's hot!
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